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Valentine Poems

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Valentine Poems, I’m pretty soft, y’all. And that’s just a small head for your convenience. If you doubt me? So be it, but you need to do more than meet my wife to realize that there must be some truth in my statement.

Well, no a. I am a complete slob. And that’s the only reason I got so lucky as I did in landing a lovely girlfriend. Because my wife feels sorry for me. Are you happy? I am constantly calling people by the wrong name (like 5 times with confidence the game host has to start), confused and forget things birthdays. But I’m not stupid enough to send the following Valentine poems to my wife pregnant.

Hammer Time

Remember when you fell hamma
Right there in the rest of UT and Bama?
Who would have thought that our SEC Lovin ‘
Woulda given a bun in the oven?

Pregnancy is tough

I know that this pregnancy is taking a toll
However, honey does not really look like a troll.
I know you feel like a big fat pig.
But that has changed is her bobs. What are BIG?

Here is one, however, it is okay to send.

Always

You kidding ’bout the belly that is beginning to grow.
Worried about attitude is starting to show.
You wonder why not run for the hills.
Alimony! DUH. It would double my bill.

Oh, wait. You really cannot send that. But you can send this. I promise. Is the one I written for my wife the last time I was pregnant with triplets.

Endless

Nothing is bigger than the sea,
But love in me,
Both my daughters, my family,
Soon to be increased by three.

I have to get one for this year. I think I’ll stay away from using the oven as a metaphor.

To all you ladies out there who are pregnant, a sincere Happy Valentine’s Day to you! On this occasion, is more beautiful than ever. Especially you, Caroline. I love you!

Source: http://blogs.babble.com/being-pregnant/2011/02/08/valentine-poems-to-avoid-sending-your-pregnant-wife/

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