Tees Maar Khan Review
Tees Maar Khan Review: Film: Tees Maar Khan (U / A)
Director: Farah Khan
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Akshaye Khanna, and other
Rating: * ½
Farah Khan movie idea of a “holiday” – to develop an artist with the vile world, Bollywood star, an Oscar contender, a group of villagers naive and confused cops, then weave a story connecting all of them absurd. So have called this disaster Tees Maar Khan.
Tees Maar Khan urf Tabriz Khan (Kumar) is an international artist wanted with infamous for its “media” Robin Hood “act. He was arrested in Paris and put on a flight back home to two agents of the ICC to see more of him. But he manages to give the official home page and flees to her lover Anya grade C movie and actress (Kaif) and the melodramatic mother.
However, when he is tempted by the possibility of committing another crime to make money – the theft of a train loaded with tons of antiques, no less – takes on the task Khan and hatches a plot so ridiculous to do it and escape. Khan disguises himself as a filmmaker and Bollywood superstar deceived Atish Kapoor (Khanna), who dreams of an Oscar, a role in “period film” a call Bharat Ka Khazana (supposedly based on Kakori conspiracy case pre-independence era).
Khan also misleads the innocent inhabitants of Dhuliya to become a part of the movie ‘krantikaari’ and looting of the train so that the police believe the theft was just being organized for the film.
During the meeting, however, our international anchor suddenly becomes a big-hearted local Khiladi when unknowingly busts a smuggling ring and save the children from the village of manpower racket child, while fleeing from a faceless ghost ‘(we did not graduate and leave things like long ago?)!
Just as the assault on the railway is carried out and Khan is preparing to escape with the loot, the police catch up with him. A legal drama is annoying and Khan was sentenced to 60 years in prison.
Undeterred, Khan instructed his followers to complete the filming of Bharat Ka Khazana. When the film is ready for launch, Khan is permitted to break a day of jail to attend the premiere. And – you guessed it! – He escapes to the right under the nose of the police commissioner, finally resulting in a change in retrograde signature line on the impossibility of saving the honor of a prostitute and jail TMK.
After the inevitable happy ending, the fashion brand Farah Khan, the film’s cast and crew are introduced as recipients of the awards. (Well, well, I think the public should grant the indulgence, because those are probably the only awards that will!)
Tees Maar Khan is a classic example of a disordered film in which a sputtering incoherent jumble of characters absurd dialogues build a strange plot that just refuses to make any sense at any point in time.
The fact that attempts to make fun of stereotypes and mainstream Bollywood plays a couple of funny-looking characters, is no guarantee that the public is divided into.
The dialogues and Shirish Kunder Ashmith are so devoid of joy that children’s attempts at humor accident without even evoke laughter from the audience. Even a child is this exchange funny – “Head, aa raha hai dhoop Accha …. Jao Suraj ko bolo Thoda hatneko baju me!”
The superstar of Hindi film called jodi – Kumar and Kaif – almost no time together and separately offer both pathetic performances. Throughout the film, Akshay Kumar cracks only its ‘tawaif lut Izzat ki-ti’ one-liners, while only Kaif screams her lungs out with ‘nahiiiiiii’ and ‘bachaaaooooo “while Khanna shouts’ Ossscaarrrr to through gritted teeth.
Kaif act of the drama queen so badly done that it would be safe to conclude that there would have been lost in the film, but for ‘Sheila ki Jawani “hot topic on the number of her savior. A brisk and game, which does full justice to the choreography of the song deliciously Sunidhi Chouhan.
The momentary pleasure of the song is, however, ruined by the script and direction sad miserable. Moreover, the film plays free with the issue of homoS-EX-uality. Dhuliya three ladybugs dressed in pink (as cliché!) Fainting for men. Even officials who escorted Khan ICC are presented as homoS-EX-uals.
Tees Maar Khan is not the kind of movie you want to worry about this new year eve, unless you like watching colorful dress Bollywood stars on the big screen, regardless of their acting skills and content film.
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